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"ZILLAGATE!"
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| Another Monstrous SHIELD Scandal |
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Police
Captain Working to Make New York More Ultimates-Friendly
A
profile of Jean
DeWolff
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the story |
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| First Look at the New
Real World House |
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MTV invades the Xavier
Institute for Higher Learning.
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| Mayor of New York
Gives SHAFT Key to the City |
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Remembers glory days
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| July
20 - Daily Bugle Publisher J. Jonah
Jameson takes a break from Spider-Man-bashing long
enough to visit comatose freelancer in hospital. |
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New Finding:
The
Super Soldier Serum effectively blocks the Undercover Brother Serum in the
bloodstream, making them incompatible.
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| “It’s been weeks,” reported Dr. Banner at a recent
SHAFT news conference, “and Captain America is still the whitest
man in the country.”
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| TRAVEL |
| Savage Land Tours
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| Have you got the balls?
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Ragnarok
& Roll: |
| The Nordic Track to
Enlightenment |
| Ultimate
Kama Sutra |
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| PEOPLE |
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| Blade
discusses joining SHAFT on E! |
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Brooke
Burke caught up with the Vampire Hunter while taping
"Wild On Venice," where he was busy exterminating a
nest of vampires called "The Defiant Ones" that
preyed on tourists.
"Joining
SHAFT was an easy decision to make, because we share the same
philosophy. I've always been guided by the principle of direct
action. I don't wait around for the authorities to fix a
problem. I handle it myself. Like the vampire thing. Do you
realize that at one point the situation was so bad that the
forces of darkness were only being held in check by some high
school students in California?"
"But
the last thing you want is for the federal government to
declare a War on Vampires. If they handled it like the War on
Drugs or the War on Poverty, we'd all be extinct in a matter
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| Brother Voodoo Speaks Out:
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Disavows all responsibility for
Reaganomics.
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| Terrorists
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| Mr.
Roark recalls Tattoo’s last words: “De plane, de plane!” |
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| SHAFT
Strike Team Poised to Free Winona |
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